Bunny jokes, the top 10 best bunny jokes

In this category there are the funny bunny jokes. The Häschenwitz was created in the GDR in the 1970s when people made fun of the lack of economy. One of known Bunny jokes are as follows:

Bunny comes to a pharmacy and asks: Haddu carrot?

The pharmacist replies: No..

The next day Bunny comes back and asks: Haddu carrot?

The pharmacist replies again: No..

On the third day, a sign hangs on the door: Carrot sold out.

Rabbit complains to the pharmacist: Haddu had carrots.

Bunny comes to the kiosk and asks: Haddu square candies?

The kiosk owner replies: Yes, I have it there.

Bunny: Suck Muddu around.

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Bunny jokes top 10

Here are the top 10 best bunny jokes.

Bunny comes to a pharmacy and asks: Haddu carrot?

The pharmacist replies: Yes, I have.

Bunny: Damn, you messed up the whole bunny joke.

Rabbit comes to the dentist and asks: Haddu oil?

The dentist replies: No..

Bunny: Drill Muddu even more diligently.

Bunny comes into a bank and asks the cashier: Haddu 100 € bills?

The cashier replies: yes.

Haddu € 200 notes? Yes.

Haddu € 500 notes? Yes.

Bunny: hands up, this is a robbery.

Bunny meets a man and asks him: Kenndu bunny jokes?

The man replies: No..

Bunny: Then be East Frisian.

Bunny asks an electrician: Haddu light bulb?

The electrician replies: yes.

Bunny: Muddu to the doctor, haddu has a fever.

Bunny comes into a music store and asks the seller: Haddu records?

The seller replies: Yes, of course.

Bunny: change Muddu tires.

Bunny comes to the supermarket and asks the seller: Haddu scrambled eggs?

The seller answers: No, only whole eggs.

Bunny throws all the eggs on the floor and says: Now you had scrambled eggs.

Bunny comes to the police and asks the officer: Haddu’s hot lead?

The official replies: Yes, of course.

Bunny: Muddu take care not to burn yourself.

Rabbit comes to the butcher and asks: Haddu pork knuckle?

The butcher answers: yes.

Haddu a beef brisket? Yes.

Haddu a calf’s head? Yes.

Haddu Eisbein? Yes.

Haddu pig ears? Yes.

Bunny: Muddu but look hideous.

Bunny comes into a music store and asks: Haddu grand piano?

The seller replies: Yes, currently two piece.

Bunny: Nice, you can fly.

More bunny jokes

Bunny asks a snowman: Haddu carrot? Yes, right in the face. Bunny: Move Muddu out or I’ll get the hair dryer.

Bunny comes to the butcher and asks: Haddu cold plate?

The butcher replies: Of course I have a cold plate.

Bunny: Put on the Muddu hat.

Bunny comes into a vegetable shop and asks the seller: Haddu pomegranates?

The seller replies: yes.

Bunny: be sure to disarm Muddu.

Bunny comes into a carpet shop and asks: Haddu runner?

The seller replies: Yes, we have them.

Bunny: Send Muddu to the Olympics.

Bunny comes to the optician and asks: Haddu glasses?

The optician replies: Yes, of course.

Bunny: flip up the Muddu at the Pippi.

Bunny comes to the gardener in autumn and asks: Haddu loose leaves?

Gardener: Yes, many.

Bunny: Muddu one book get tied up.

Bunny comes to a gym and asks an athlete: Haddu deodorant? The athlete: Yes, of course. Bunny: Take Muddu sometimes

Bunny comes to the butcher. Haddu Eisbein?

Yes, I have pork knuckle.

Bunny: put on warm socks.

Bunny meets a fish and asks: Haddu scales?

The fish answers: yes.

Bunny: Haddu no dandruff shampoo.

Bunny comes into a carpet shop and asks: Haddu runner?

The seller replies: Yes, we have them.

Bunny: Muddu but be careful not to run away.

Bunny comes to the supermarket and asks: Haddu cigarettes?

The cashier answers: Yes, of course.

Bunnies: Throw away Muddu, they are not healthy.

Bunny comes into a restaurant and asks: Haddu frog legs?

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